tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-72737760728012851812024-03-12T19:11:55.791-04:00The Band-Aid Banditthe band-aid bandithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17421113817706833819noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7273776072801285181.post-24243184517479575702012-04-13T23:24:00.001-04:002012-04-13T23:24:40.981-04:00Everyday Items and How to Meet Your Local SWAT Team.Across the news every once in awhile, we see the "Man With A Gun"(MWAG) news stories. Most of them, however, end up being the local sheeple becoming scared at an inanimate object that they think is another "scary" inanimate object. Usually, I just sit there and laugh. The latest incident (that I am aware of at least) happened while I had decided to encourage the evil empire, and went shopping at my local Wally World in Danvers, MA. As I was checking out with the crap I bought (which thankfully included a big bag of popcorn and a bottle of Mt. Dew), I notice multiple LEOs walking around the store, more than one carrying AR-15s in low ready, with "real" magazines, as opposed to the paltry 10 rounders that the "subjects" in the People's Republic are allowed to possess. I proceeded outside, where there was a sea of flashing blue lights. I got into my car, and proceeded to break out the popcorn and soda, as this was getting good (And I figured I'd sit back and watch the ensuing hilarity). Long story short, the MWAG was just a guy with a can of car wax. <a href="http://danvers.patch.com/articles/car-wax-can-mistaken-for-gun-inside-danvers-walmart" target="_blank">FUCKING CAR WAX!!!!</a> I had heard that it might've rained Tuesday. Thank god I didn't bring <a href="http://www.aolnews.com/2011/04/19/umbrella-mistaken-for-gun-sparks-manhunt-at-burlington-mass-ma/" target="_blank">my</a> <a href="http://www.13wham.com/mostpopular/story/Gunman-Spotted-Outside-RIT-Dorm/FFuEEtsmzUyWddJH27o1Lw.cspx" target="_blank">umbrella</a>. I did have my <a href="http://www.todaystmj4.com/news/local/136829243.html" target="_blank">cell</a> <a href="http://rosemont.patch.com/articles/cell-phone-mistaken-for-gun-near-drive-in-theater-passenger-arrested-on-drug-charges" target="_blank">phone</a> (an <a href="http://forums.imore.com/iphone-4-forum/217586-iphone-4-ottorbox-defender-mistaken-pistol.html" target="_blank">iPhone 4 in an Otterbox Defender</a> for those of you who might be wondering) in my front pocket, with my <a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-5075593-504083.html" target="_blank">wallet</a> in the usual back right pocket. That way, it's less conspicuous than if I were to be carrying <a href="http://articles.cnn.com/2011-12-02/travel/travel_air-passenger-gun-purse_1_purses-airport-security-security-risk?_s=PM:TRAVEL" target="_blank">a purse</a> over my shoulder. I'm just thankful that the fuzz didn't check to see if the <a href="http://milford-ma.patch.com/articles/police-log-pool-cue-mistaken-for-rifle-man-loses-car" target="_blank">pool cue</a> in the trunk was <span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, 'sans serif';"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">contained in a locked container, as opposed to disassembled and held together by a few </span></span><a href="http://www.beatcalls.com/2012/02/23/police-say-rubber-band-gun-mistaken-for-weapon/" style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, 'sans serif'; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;" target="_blank">rubber bands</a><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, 'sans serif';"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">. That, and that the soda hasn't made me dependent on an </span></span><a href="http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2012/01/insulin-pump-lax-airport-security.html" style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, 'sans serif'; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;" target="_blank">insulin pump</a>.<br />
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<a href="https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/pengoopmcjnbflcjbmoeodbmoflcgjlk" style="font-size: 13px;">'via Blog this'</a>the band-aid bandithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17421113817706833819noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7273776072801285181.post-2672655892783902922011-08-10T00:01:00.001-04:002011-08-10T00:03:17.925-04:00What Will Mumbles Ban Next?Mayor Thomas M. Menino is blaming widespread brawling and wilding at a free city-sponsored weekend rap concert on hordes of “kids from suburbia” who unexpectedly came out en masse to party with Pittsburgh hip-hop phenom Mac Miller.<br />
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“Most of them . . . were kids from suburbia,” Menino told the Herald of the estimated 40,000 who packed City Hall Plaza for Saturday’s free rap show. “The crowd, after the concert broke up, got very unruly as they went to the different transit stations in the neighborhood. It was a crowd that moved in surges.”<br />
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The rest of the story can be viewed on the Boston Herald's site here:<br />
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<a href="http://www.bostonherald.com/news/regional/view/2011_0809menino_blames_rap_melee_on_burb_thugs/">Menino blames rap melee on burb thugs</a><br />
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After a rap concert in city hall plaza, a fight breaks out......What a surprise. I wonder if the results would be similar if they had a higher police presence. Also, my memory, and a cursory search of google, fails to bring up a case of a rap concert at the Comcast Center in Mansfield(about as "suburban" as you can get in MA) having A comparable melee after their rap concerts.<br />
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Funny thing is that what Menino fails to mention is that the reason it was “kids from suburbia” is that the city kids were too busy shooting and stabbing each other. And even if all the kids were just sitting on their front steps enjoying a wholesome glass of milk, and suddenly decided to attend this fine musical performance, most would be unable to. Seeing as all the city kids are such fine upstanding citizens just trying to turn their life around, they wouldn't be able to make it.......Menino already banned scooters.<br />
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And if any of the kids were to ignore this, drink those powerful "two beers", and decide to try to run down one of our fine boys in blue on their evil verboten scooters, rest assured, even Kanye "I'mma let you finish" West and Jay-Z would be too busy laughing their asses of to "honor him" with a mention in a song.<br />
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Back to the main topic though. If Mumbles is reading this (which i sincerely doubt, as I haven't had my door knocked in by SWAT who then shoot my cat) I propose banning rap concerts. Because something that would turn such a large number of law abiding and otherwise upstanding citizens into rioting maniacs, then such things must be banned COUNTLESS EXAMPLES TO THE CONTRARY BE DAMNED!!!!!!!!!!!! the band-aid bandithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17421113817706833819noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7273776072801285181.post-27608783983213002212011-08-07T23:29:00.000-04:002011-08-07T23:29:21.081-04:00A wayward NY Yankees Shirt accidentally got caught between a log and a few hundred rounds of ammo.<br />
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Just got home from going out with a friend and his fiancee. If you haven’t had the opportunity to enjoy that which is Buffalo Wild Wings in Saugus, MA (Rte 1 South, in the Kmart Plaza) I could not recommend it enough. The atmosphere is well above average for the area. In most places, they MIGHT have had the Red Sox-Yankees game, the Vancouver-Sharks game, and the Heat-Bulls game. Good luck getting a good view of more than one without torquing your neck. Both the number of TVs present, as well as their placement allows for a good view of all three of the games on (Audio was on for the Sox, and was surprisingly high enough you could actually hear the announcers). The food was of a considerably higher quality than our former Sunday night spot, Hooters in Saugus, for about 20-30% less money. Combine that, the superior service, and the fact that Buffalo Wild Wings is opening a location in Danvers, I don’t give Hooters more than another year or two before business dries up. It is kind of hard for it not too. After a while, the “appeal” wears off, and people, given a competitor with superior service and prices, will vote with their wallets and go elsewhere.</span></div><div class="p2"><span class="s1"></span></div><div class="p1"><span class="s1">*Band-Aid Bandit</span></div>the band-aid bandithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17421113817706833819noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7273776072801285181.post-36402907505773794602011-04-17T11:30:00.000-04:002011-04-17T11:30:03.595-04:00My View on Pension Reform | Ken Donnelly<a href="http://kendonnelly.org/my-view-pension-reform">My View on Pension Reform | Ken <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Donnelly</span></a><div><br /></div><div>The politicians love to rail on and on about how the public pensions are "out of control", "need to be reformed", and "will eventually bankrupt cities and towns". What they will never admit to is that they are the reason the pensions and the economy is in the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">shitter</span>. The politicians ignore the laws and leave pension plans <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">un-</span>funded, even after <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">resolutions</span> are passed in the face of financial troubles to fund them. Politicians in DC have borrowed against Social Security, yet blame the increase of people drawing from it for the looming insolvency. It is high time that the politicians put their money where their mouths are. If they are going to "reform" any pensions, theirs should be at the top of the list. Not only do they make obscene amounts of money for doing a "job" that is incredibly inefficient, and with no risk whatsoever, they have the audacity to place the blame their financial mistakes and mismanagement on the very people that risk their lives every time they put the uniform on and step out the door. Our police officers, firefighters, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">EMTs</span>/paramedics, and members of the armed forces do not ask for much. The vast majority would just like to be left alone to do their job and live their life in peace, with maybe an occasional "thank you" from the politicians and public that lauds them after a success, yet is quick to blame them for every <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">perceived</span> problem in government. It takes a special type of person to put up with a job where in the vast majority of cases a single "Aw shit" can erase a thousand "<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">Atta</span> Boys(and Girls)".</div>the band-aid bandithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17421113817706833819noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7273776072801285181.post-15883914089203363982011-04-13T16:54:00.000-04:002011-04-13T16:54:16.513-04:00Henry Family 'Disgusted' By Officer Of Year Honors - Boston News Story - WCVB Boston<a href="http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news/27529785/detail.html#COMMENTTOP">Henry Family 'Disgusted' By Officer Of Year Honors - Boston News Story - <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">WCVB</span> Boston</a><div><br /></div><div>How well the kid did academically (or whether his being a "star athlete through high school and college" may have 'helped' his grades), has nothing to do with the actions of a drunk that hit the cop with the car. If he was "moving his car like the cops told <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">him</span> to" and "the cop just stood in front of the car", and "he was only going 10MPH", there is one incredible easy thing even drunk people can do, it's called STOPPING THE FUCKING CAR!!!! If he would've stepped on the break pedal instead of accelerating and running down the cop, he would have been detained, maybe had a few tickets written, and worst case, gotten a DUI. But, he hit the cop, was justifiably shot as a result, and perished. The moral of the story is PLAY STUPID GAMES, WIN STUPID PRIZES!!!!</div>the band-aid bandithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17421113817706833819noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7273776072801285181.post-37897963362222368922011-04-13T03:00:00.001-04:002011-04-13T16:56:49.860-04:00Beverly mother convicted of attempted murder for withholding cancer meds from son<a href="http://www.boston.com/news/local/breaking_news/2011/04/jury_in_kristen.html?p1=News_links">Beverly mother convicted of attempted murder for withholding cancer meds from son</a><br />
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</div><div>Jeremy Fraser finally has justice. This being MA though, even if she is sentenced to the maximum, she'll be out in 10 years, 15 tops, as opposed to the life sentence she deserves. </div>the band-aid bandithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17421113817706833819noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7273776072801285181.post-43488968416314338802011-04-12T18:48:00.000-04:002011-04-12T18:48:03.397-04:00Thoughts on the almost government shut downPeople see all sorts of random "post this on your (facebook)status for one hour" chain messages that go around, but never actually make a difference. Well here's one message that, if enough people post it, will make a difference. If the 2008 and 2010 elections have taught us anything, it's the following. The politicians (both Democrat and Republican) will tell all the sheeple whatever it takes to get votes, but in the end it is business as usual with the petty political squabbles, and contests of who can waste the taxpayer's money in the most idiotic way possible. One side via the various "welfare" programs that has turned this country into a group of people unable to be self-sufficient, and only able to survive on the government dole. The other side with various government subsidies that supposedly are going to jumpstart the economy, but only end up enriching those that are already rich beyond all imagination. Both sides' agendas continue to be carried out at the expense of the working man. Well, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!! It is time to put a limit on all welfare programs. If after 1 year you have not done so much as flip burgers at BK or McDonalds, tough luck. Oh, and you have to pass random drug tests, just like the rest of the people that actually work for their money. 1 positive test=rehab and a reduction in aid and mandatory weekly testing. 2nd positive test within 6 months=Mandatory revocation of all aid. And for those of you that think I may be biased, there should be a limit on government subsidies of corporations. They should be directly proportional to the % of the jobs in a company are in the USA, as well as the mean wages for said jobs, with the exception of the company elite. If you take too many jobs overseas, or cut pay/lay off too may people=bye bye government subsidies and tax breaks. Also, the 27th Amendment to the Constitution should be amended to affect that in the event the government "shuts down", there will be NO STOPPAGE OR REDUCTION IN PAY for the armed forces. If anything, each congress member and the President should be fined $2500 per day of the shut down. Also, any increase in pay for politicians should automatically trigger an increase in pay of an equal percentage to all military personnel. Now I realize this is really long for a status, but if we have learned one thing from the media, it is that social networking sites are being utilized by the politicians, and that they take notice of their constituents' views and opinions. Let's see as many people as possible repost this for at least 1 hour, and let the politicians in Washington know that they have been warned. Put the bull shit partisan politics aside and smarten up, or it will be THEIR turn to be in the unemployment line.the band-aid bandithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17421113817706833819noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7273776072801285181.post-71712966644343072312011-04-12T12:20:00.000-04:002011-04-12T12:20:16.928-04:00IntroHello All:<br />
I am pretty new to this whole writing without being forced to. I am a 21 year old college student, EMT, sports fan, and purveyor of interesting information, currently living in the People's Republic of Massachusetts (PRM). If I had to state my political stance, I'd say I am a conservative leaning moderate member of The Rent Is Too Damn High Party. I will probably post things from a bunch of different topics. Mostly comment on current events, some EMS topics, professional sports, the idiocy that is the People's Republic, and whatever the hell pops into my head that sounds good. I think I'll run a reciprocal blog roll with the caveat that if the topic of a blog is totally against my beliefs, I may decline the link. Running out of ideas on what to say, so I'll shut up now.the band-aid bandithttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17421113817706833819noreply@blogger.com0